Wednesday, July 22, 2020

My Weekly Pull [125] & Can't-Wait Wednesday [100]

My Weekly Pull is something I do every Wednesday to show which comics I had pulled for me that week! If you're into comics, or you're looking to start, please join me! If you decide to do your own post, there's a link-up at the bottom. I would love to stop by and check it out!

Wynd #2 by James Tynion IV, Michael Dialynas
Daredevil #21 by Chip Zdarsky, Marco Checchetto
Wicked Things #3 by John Allison, Max Sarin

๐Ÿ’ฅ Jacob's comics for the week! ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Urban Legends #25 by Gary Carlson, Frank Fosco
Transformers #21 by Brian Ruckley, Billie Montfort, Blacky Shepherd, Casey W. Coller
Usagi Yojimbo #10 by Stan Sakai
Amazing Spider-Man Sins Rising Prelude #1 by Nick Spencer, Guillermo Sanna, Ryan Ottley

FCDB 2020 X-Men #1 by Jonathan Hickman, Tom Taylor, Pepe Larraz, Iban Coello
FCBD 2020 Spider-Man Venom #1 by Various Artists 

Daredevil is HOT. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคค

Can't Wait Wednesday is a weekly feature that's hosted by Tressa at Wishful Endings. It highlights the upcoming releases we're really excited about reading! CWW is a spinoff of the feature Waiting on Wednesday (WoW), that was started by Jill at Breaking the Spine.

It Came From the Sky by Chelsea Sedoti
Expected publication: August 4th 2020 by Sourcebooks Fire

Synopsis (via Goodreads): From the author of The Hundred Lies of Lizzie Lovett and As You Wish comes the unforgettable story of the one small town's biggest hoax and the two brothers who started it all.

This is the absolutely true account of how Lansburg, Pennsylvania was invaded by aliens and the weeks of chaos that followed. There were sightings of UFOs, close encounters, and even abductions. There were believers, Truth Seekers, and, above all, people who looked to the sky and hoped for more.

Only...there were no aliens.

Gideon Hofstadt knows what really happened. When one of his science experiments went wrong, he and his older brother blamed the resulting explosion on extraterrestrial activity. And their lie was not only believed by their town―it was embraced. As the brothers go to increasingly greater lengths to keep up the ruse and avoid getting caught, the hoax flourishes. But Gideon's obsession with their tale threatened his whole world. Can he find a way to banish the aliens before Lansburg, and his life, are changed forever?

Told in a report format and comprised of interviews, blog posts, text conversations, found documents, and so much more, It Came from the Sky is a hysterical and resonant novel about what it means to be human in the face of the unknown.

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Sunday, July 19, 2020

The Sunday Post [52]

The Sunday Post is a weekly meme hosted by Kimberly at the Caffeinated Reviewer! It's an opportunity to share news, post a recap for the previous week, showcase books, and highlight what's planned for the week ahead.

News:

It's ridiculously hot here in VA. I honestly thought Texas was bad during the summer, but the heat index is supposed to be 115 tomorrow. It rained a few days ago - - bliss - - and we all played in the rain. We splashed in puddles, jumped on the trampoline, and just enjoyed being outside without feeling like our faces were going to melt off. We'd taken a bike ride earlier in the day, and it was sweltering. How are you guys dealing with the heat this year? I'm seriously considering an ice bath... ๐Ÿ˜‰

We've elected to do online learning in the fall, so we're stuck with that option for the first semester. Other people will attend classes at the school, and then switch to online learning if there is a confirmed case at the school, or something else happens that requires them to stop teaching in person. If you have a choice, how are you proceeding with the upcoming school year?

Previous week on the blog:

What I'm currently reading:

The Unready Queen (The Oddmire, #2) by William Ritter
The Mall by Megan McCafferty
House of Salt and Sorrows by Erin A. Craig ๐ŸŽง
  • I'm reading The Unready Queen with my son and we're almost finished with it! I think I might this book more than the first.
  • I just started The Mall, but it's been enjoyable so far.
  • House of Salt and Sorrows is creeptastic! I honestly don't know what is real and what is imaginary anymore. I have about two hours left in the audiobook, so I should finish it soon. 

What I plan on reading next:

More Than Maybe by Erin Hahn
Orphan Eleven by Gennifer Choldenko
The Time of Green Magic by Hilary McKay

What I'm watching:

Nothing right now. We're still trying to work our way through Space Force, but haven't watched an episode in ages. We did watch two movies last weekend! American Ultra and Booksmart. There was one scene in Booksmart that had me in TEARS. Hilarious!

Challenge updates:

Saturday, July 18, 2020

Deal with the Devil (Mercenary Librarians, #1) by Kit Rocha

Synopsis (via Goodreads): Orphan Black meets the post-apocalyptic Avengers in the vein of Ilona Andrews’ Hidden Legacy series by USA Today and New York Times bestselling author duo Kit Rocha

The United States went belly up 45 years ago when our power grid was wiped out. Too few live in well-protected isolation while the rest of us scrape by on the margins. The only thing that matters is survival. By any means. At any cost.

Nina is an information broker with a mission: to bring hope to the darkest corners of Atlanta. She and her team of mercenary librarians use their knowledge to help those in need. But altruism doesn’t pay the bills—raiding vaults and collecting sensitive data is where the real money is.

Knox is a bitter, battle-weary supersoldier who leads the Silver Devils, an elite strike squad that chose to go AWOL rather than slaughter innocents. Before the Devils leave town for good, they need a biochem hacker to stabilize the experimental implants that grant their superhuman abilities.

The problem? Their hacker’s been kidnapped. And the ransom for her return is Nina. Knox has the perfect bait for a perfect trap: a lost Library of Congress server. The data could set Nina and her team up for years...

If they live that long.



I don't know about Orphan Black and Avengers, but Deal with the Devil definitely made me think of Ilona Andrews and their Hidden Legacy and Kate Daniels series (two of my all-time faves)! This book was full of adventure, steamy sex, and the unbreakable bonds of found families. I devoured this book and cannot wait to see what happens next! The story had a satisfying conclusion, but the last chapter left me feeling totally floored. It was just so unexpected (giving me hope while also destroying a piece of my soul), but really sets up the next book!

I love stories that start off with a bang and hit the ground running, and Deal with the Devil did not disappoint! I never felt like the world was foreign to me, because the authors explained it through conversations and character observations. There was no info-dumping, just information gained from being immersed in the world. It was brilliantly written and explained, and I seriously could not put this one down. It's been ages since I read a book in one sitting, but I easily could have sat on the couch with this one and not gotten up until I'd turned the last page. It actually took me two days to finish this book (#momlife), but the story was on my mind even when it wasn't in my hands - - that's a good book.

The characters were amazing and really fleshed out. I adored Nina and loved her optimism even when faced with impossible odds. She cared deeply about others, and she was able to hold her own in battle and in bed (having sex with a super solider could potentially be dangerous, but she made it clear from the start that she wasn't fragile or gentle ๐Ÿ˜‰). Knox was all about control and discipline, and I laughed every time Nina thwarted his attempts to keep tabs on her and her group. He was also extremely committed to his team. He made it clear from the start that their lives were his top priority, even if it cost him something he wouldn't normally be willing to give. He would risk everything for Conall, Rafe, and Gray, which is why I understood his rationalizations when it came to Nina and her crew.

I still don't like it when a book's main conflict is a lie or withheld information, but I thought the authors did a wonderful job making it look believable. I was (mostly) okay with it this time, so I think that really says something. Knox was really struggling with himself and what decisions he could live with, and which ones would break him forever. He wanted to protect his team, but he also didn't want to sacrifice someone else to do it (even though he would have - - in a heartbeat - - if it meant saving someone on his team). His internal struggles were realistic and made the lies understandable and somewhat forgivable. It also wasn't the only conflict, so it was easy to focus on the other issues they were dealing with.

Both teams have to be careful with their identities and their histories, so they're unwilling to share too much personal information with strangers. There are bad people looking for all of them (although for very different reasons), so secrecy is their best defense. Unfortunately, they don't have all the resources they need, so they have to play dirty and get creative. I loved the sticky situations they found themselves in, and really enjoyed seeing them work together to get out of trouble.

The secondary characters were equally fantastic, and I really hope we see more of them in future books. I don't know if they're all going to be from Nina and Knox's perspectives, or if the authors are going to rotate through the characters. It's obvious who the pairings will be, but I still want to see them happen! I think they've set up future books really well, and look forward to diving back into this world in the future. (★★★★★)

I received an ARC from the publisher in exchange for an honest review. My thoughts and opinions are my own. Any quotes I use are from an unpublished copy and may not reflect the finished product.

Wednesday, July 15, 2020

My Weekly Pull [124] & Can't-Wait Wednesday [99]

My Weekly Pull is something I do every Wednesday to show which comics I had pulled for me that week! If you're into comics, or you're looking to start, please join me! If you decide to do your own post, there's a link-up at the bottom. I would love to stop by and check it out!

Avengers #34 by Jason Aaron, Javi Garron, Matteo Scalera
Spider-Woman #2 by Karla Pacheco, Pere Perez, Junggeun Yoon
Guardians of the Galaxy #4 by Al Ewing, Juan Cabal, Ivan Shavrin

Family Tree #7 by Jeff Lemire, Phil Hester
Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance #9 by Matthew Erman, Jo Cheol-Hong, Mona Finden
Once & Future #9 by Kieron Gillen, Dan Mora

๐Ÿ’ฅ Jacob's comics for the week! ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Venom #26 by Donny Cates, Iban Coello, Ryan Stegman
Amazing Spider-Man #44 by Nick Spencer, Kim Jacinto, Carlos Gomez
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Last Ronin #1 by Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Tom Waltz, Andy Kuhn
Transformers '84 Secrets & Lies #1 by Simon Furman, Guido Guidi
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #106 by Sophie Campbell, Nelson Daniel, Kevin Eastman

Now that they're back to releasing comics every week, I should probably start reading what I have so I don't get behind (again)! Family Tree and Once & Future are two of my faves, so I'll likely start with those. We don't normally get an Avengers comic, but they're currently doing an arc with Moon Knight, so obviously we're going to read it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

This new Guardians of the Galaxy series has already made me SOB, so I'm nervous what the future issues will do to my fragile heart. The first Spider-Woman issue was interesting, but I'm not sure it's a series I'll continue. I like to give a new series at least three issues to set up a story before making a final decision. 

I'm curious about Jacob's The Last Ronin, even though I don't read TMNT comics. They're surprisingly dark

Can't Wait Wednesday is a weekly feature that's hosted by Tressa at Wishful Endings. It highlights the upcoming releases we're really excited about reading! CWW is a spinoff of the feature Waiting on Wednesday (WoW), that was started by Jill at Breaking the Spine.

Amelia Unabridged by Ashley Schumacher
Expected publication: February 16th 2021 by Wednesday Books

Synopsis (via Goodreads): Sparks fly between two teens as they grapple with grief, love, and the future in this unforgettable debut novel sure to entice fans of Jandy Nelson and Jennifer E. Smith

Eighteen-year-old Amelia Griffin is obsessed with the famous Orman Chronicles, written by the young and reclusive prodigy N. E. Endsley. They’re the books that brought her and her best friend Jenna together after Amelia’s father left and her family imploded. So when Amelia and Jenna get the opportunity to attend a book festival with Endsley in attendance, Amelia is ecstatic. It’s the perfect way to start off their last summer before college.

In a heartbeat, everything goes horribly wrong. When Jenna gets a chance to meet the author and Amelia doesn’t, the two have a blowout fight like they’ve never experienced. And before Amelia has a chance to mend things, Jenna is killed in a freak car accident. Grief-stricken, and without her best friend to guide her, Amelia questions everything she had planned for the future.

When a mysterious, rare edition of the Orman Chronicles arrives, Amelia is convinced that it somehow came from Jenna. Tracking the book to an obscure but enchanting bookstore in Michigan, Amelia is shocked to find herself face-to-face with the enigmatic and handsome N. E. Endsley himself, the reason for Amelia’s and Jenna’s fight and perhaps the clue to what Jenna wanted to tell her all along.

Ashley Schumacher's devastating and beautiful debut, Amelia Unabridged, is about finding hope and strength within yourself, and maybe, just maybe, falling in love while you do it.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2020

Dear Emmie Blue by Lia Louis

Synopsis (via Goodreads): In this charming and poignant novel, teenager Emmie Blue releases a balloon with her email address and a big secret into the sky, only to fall head-over-heels for the boy who finds it; now, fourteen years later, the one thing Emmie has been counting on is gone for good, and everything she planned is up in the air.

At sixteen, Emmie Blue stood in the fields of her school and released a red balloon into the sky. Attached was her name, her email address…and a secret she desperately wanted to be free of. Weeks later, on a beach in France, Lucas Moreau discovered the balloon and immediately emailed the attached addressed, sparking an intense friendship between the two teens.

Now, fourteen years later, Emmie is hiding the fact that she’s desperately in love with Lucas. She has pinned all her hopes on him and waits patiently for him to finally admit that she’s the one for him. So dedicated to her love for Lucas, Emmie has all but neglected her life outside of this relationship—she’s given up the search for her absentee father, no longer tries to build bridges with her distant mother, and lives as a lodger to an old lady she barely knows after being laid off from her job. And when Lucas tells Emmie he has a big question to ask her, she’s convinced this is the moment he’ll reveal his feelings for her. But nothing in life ever quite goes as planned, does it?

Emmie Blue is about to learn everything she thinks she knows about life (and love) is just that: what she
thinks she knows. Is there such thing as meant to be? Or is it true when they say that life is what happens when you are busy making other plans? A story filled with heart and humor, Dear Emmie Blue is perfect for fans of Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine and Evvie Drake Starts Over.

"In nine months, my best friend of fourteen years, the man I am in love with, is getting married to a woman he loves. A woman who isn’t me. And I am to stand right there, at the altar, beside him, as his best woman."
I received an ARC from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. My thoughts and opinions are my own. Any quotes I use are from an unpublished copy and may not reflect the finished product.

Dear Emmie Blue was lovely! I really enjoyed the characters and the setting (yes, they all had accents in my head) and thought the author did a wonderful job bringing them to life. While Emmie frustrated me at times, I could sympathize with her and what she was going through.

I liked the whimsical way Emmie and Lucas meet as teenagers! Can you imagine attaching a note to a balloon and having someone an ocean away discover it? It was like a modern day message in a bottle, with Emmie feeling emotionally adrift and distressed. The resulting friendship was something Lucas and Emmie both needed, since they were feeling very alone and isolated in their respective worlds. It was fun seeing how they communicated over the years, and I was so happy that his family embraced her and treated her like one of their own. Found families for the win!

Emmie's mother was awful. She's the main reason Emmie felt so lonely and unmoored in the world. Something terrible happens to Emmie - - something that totally wrecks her and the life she's built - - and her mother says something like, "other people have it worse." What horrible nonsense! A mother should be there for her child, especially when that child has been through something traumatic. I was LIVID. Unfortunately, my intense feelings of dislike towards her mother only increased as the story progressed. She was a selfish, inconsiderate, heartless and vindictive woman.

Despite growing up feeling unloved and uncared for, Emmie finds some really solid friends after college. She's had Lucas for years at this point, but it's not until Rosie, Fox, Louise and Eliot, that she really finds a group of people that truly care about her. Rosie was hilarious and I would love to be her friend, Fox had a dry sense of humor that never failed to make me smile, Louise was a wonderful women that I'm happy Emmie had a chance to get to know while renting a room in her home, and then there's Eliot. I adored him from the start, but it took ages for him to really grow on me as a potential love interest for Emmie. I had reservations because she had them, and rightfully so. It was amazing how the author developed their relationship over time - - slow, slightly forbidden, and definitely worth the wait.

There is a lot going on in Dear Emmie Blue, but the story never felt overwhelming. Emmie is dealing with her mother (horrible woman), an absent father, sexual abuse (that keeps her from pursuing jobs she'd like and causing panic when memories resurface), unrequited love, planning a wedding as best woman, a job that makes her happy but doesn't pay enough - - it was exhausting. I don't know how she held it together for long, and can totally understand why she cried a lot throughout this book. Seriously, she was sobbing on someone's shoulder or alone in her bed every other chapter. The girl was dealing with a lot of emotional stuff.

I thought the author realistically portrayed the inner turmoil Emmie was feeling, and I only wish her friends hadn't coddled her quite so much. They were all afraid of shattering the carefully crafted life Emmie had created (since it had happened before), and no one was willing to just tell her what she needed to hear (except Louise). I think if people (the ones that truly cared about her) had been more honest from the start, it would have saved her a lot of heartache. Regardless, everything felt authentic and entirely plausible.

The ending really warmed my heart, and made Emmie's journey worth it. Her life still isn't perfect, but it's definitely better than it was. She's learning to be her own person without someone else's influence, and I think she realized she'd relied too much on Lucas until he was no longer an option. She would drop everything whenever he needed her, and it wasn't unusual for him to flake when their roles were reversed. He was a really good friend to Emmie, but I do think he took advantage of her sometimes. But back to the ending - - YES. It was perfect. A little late... but perfect. (★★★★⋆)

Saturday, July 11, 2020

Daisy Jones & The Six by Taylor Jenkins Reid

https://amzn.to/32dW0nvSynopsis (via Goodreads): Everyone knows Daisy Jones & The Six: The band's album Aurora came to define the rock 'n' roll era of the late seventies, and an entire generation of girls wanted to grow up to be Daisy. But no one knows the reason behind the group's split on the night of their final concert at Chicago Stadium on July 12, 1979 . . . until now.

Daisy is a girl coming of age in L.A. in the late sixties, sneaking into clubs on the Sunset Strip, sleeping with rock stars, and dreaming of singing at the Whisky a Go Go. The sex and drugs are thrilling, but it’s the rock 'n' roll she loves most. By the time she’s twenty, her voice is getting noticed, and she has the kind of heedless beauty that makes people do crazy things.

Also getting noticed is The Six, a band led by the brooding Billy Dunne. On the eve of their first tour, his girlfriend Camila finds out she’s pregnant, and with the pressure of impending fatherhood and fame, Billy goes a little wild on the road.

Daisy and Billy cross paths when a producer realizes that the key to supercharged success is to put the two together. What happens next will become the stuff of legend.


The making of that legend is chronicled in this riveting and unforgettable novel, written as an oral history of one of the biggest bands of the seventies. Taylor Jenkins Reid is a talented writer who takes her work to a new level with Daisy Jones & The Six, brilliantly capturing a place and time in an utterly distinctive voice.

“Do you know what you do with that level of trust? When someone says, 'I trust you so much I can tolerate you having secrets?' You cherish it. You remind yourself how lucky you are to have been given that trust every day.” 
Daisy Jones & The Six was an amazing and utterly breathtaking read. I started this book back in January when my #OTSPSecretSister gifted it to me, but then the audiobook became available at my library. I'd heard the audio was phenomenal, so I gave it a shot. Thank the stars I did! I loved it so much! Everyone had a very distinctive voice, and it's why I opted to finish the book on audio instead of physically reading the rest when my hold expired. 

“Men often think they deserve a sticker for treating women like people.”
I desperately wanted this band and their music to be real! The author wrote their story in a way that felt factual - -  like it was something that really happened in the 70's - - and not something she simply pulled from her head. I honestly thought this book was based on a real band until I Goggled them and their songs. The disappoint was real, friends. I could have cried when I realized the author hadn't based her book on anyone real. Reid made me want to know Daisy Jones & The Six. This story was both perfection and nowhere near enough for me. I could have easily read another book about this amazing group of people. They included an instrumental version of Honeycomb at the end of the audiobook, but it only made me want to hear more. I wanted their entire album to be real so I could play it on a loop.

“She had written something that felt like I could have written it, except I knew I couldn't have. I wouldn't have come up with something like that. Which is what we all want from art, isn’t it? When someone pins down something that feels like it lives inside us? Takes a piece of your heart out and shows it to you? It’s like they are introducing you to a part of yourself.”
I was really surprised with how the story played out, too. There were so many small details that accumulated over time, and I loved that everyone remembered their shared past differently. They all had this amazing experience together - - this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - - and their thoughts and memories didn't always align. It was such an authentic portrayal of people and how we all see and experience life in different ways. Billy would remember saying such and such to Daisy, but her story would be just slightly different. You get the truth as people remember it, so you don't know exactly what happened. You get an idea about a situation or conversation, but people's memories shift facts and feelings around over the years (and sometimes while they're happening, because people perceive things differently).

“But loving somebody isn't perfection and good times and laughing and making love. Love is forgiveness and patience and faith and every once in a while, it's a gut punch. That's why it's a dangerous thing, when you go loving the wrong person. When you love somebody who doesn't deserve it. You have to be with someone that deserves your faith and you have to be deserving of someone else's. It's sacred.”
I cannot wrap my head around how wonderfully written this book was! I was blown away by the storytelling, and the incredible characters Reid brought to life. They really lived within the pages of this book. I could see them as they remembered themselves, how they were in the present, hear their songs being played - - it was like I experienced this fantastic rollercoaster ride with them. I wasn't a bystander witnessing greatness, but an active participant in their lives.

“I am not going to sit around sweating my ass off just so men can feel more comfortable. It’s not my responsibility to not turn them on. It’s their responsibility to not be an asshole.”
There were so many quotable lines in this book, and I'm looking forward to highlighting the hell out of my physical copy when I do a reread (because there will be a reread)! I wish I could show you all of my favorites, but that would basically be this entire book - - no joke. The ending was unexpected, but beautiful and absolutely perfect. I fucking loved this book.


Narrators:

Daisy Jones, read by Jennifer Beals
Billy Dunne, read by Pablo Schreiber
Graham Dunne, read by Benjamin Bratt
Eddie Loving, read by Fred Berman
Warren Rhodes, read by Ari Fliakos
Karen Karen, read by Judy Greer
Camila Dunne, read by January LaVoy
Simone Jackson, read by Robinne Lee
Narrator / Author, read by Julia Whelan
Jim Blades, read by Jonathan Davis
Rod Reyes, read by Henry Leyva
Artie Snyder, read by Oliver Wyman
Elaine Chang, read by Nancy Wu
Freddie Mendoza, read by P.J. Ochlan
Nick Harris, read by Arthur Bishop
Jonah Berg, read by Holter Graham
Greg McGuinness, read by Brendan Wayne
Pete Loving, read by Pete Larkin
Wyatt Stone, read by Alex Jenkins Reid
Hank Allen, read by Robert Petkoff
Opal Cunningham, read by Sara Arrington

Thursday, July 9, 2020

A Sweet Mess by Jayci Lee

Synopsis (via Goodreads): Korean-American author Jayci Lee delights with this delicious and light-hearted romantic comedy that readers will devour and ask for more.

Bake a chance on love.

Aubrey Choi loves living in her small town nestled in the foothills of California, running her highly successful bakery away from the watch of her strict Korean parents. When a cake mix-up and a harsh review threaten all of her hard work and her livelihood, she never thought the jaded food critic would turn out to be her one-night stand. And she sure as hell never thought she’d see her gorgeous Korean unicorn again. But when Landon Kim waltzes into her bakery trying to clean up the mess he had a huge hand in making, Aubrey is torn between throwing and hearing him out.

When she hears his plan to help save her business, Aubrey knows that spending three weeks in California wine country working with Landon is a sure recipe for disaster. Her head is telling her to take the chance to save her bakery while her heart—and her hormones—are at war on whether to give him a second chance. And it just so happens that Landon’s meddling friends want them to spend those three weeks as close as possible...by sharing a villa.

When things start heating up, both in and out of the kitchen, Aubrey will have to make a choice—to stick it out or risk her heart.


"Her jaws went slack, and her tummy dipped and swerved at the appreciative gleam in his eyes."
I received an ARC from NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. My thoughts and opinions are my own. Any quotes I use are from an unpublished copy and may not reflect the finished product.

I really wanted to like A Sweet Mess, and thought the idea of two Korean-American foodies sounded adorable, but it was sooo cheesy and unromantic. I honestly thought this was the author's first book until I talked to Karen (from For What It's Worth). We'd unknowingly been trying to read it at the same time, but both struggled with the story. It was after messaging her that I realized the author has been published previously.

I'm also not a fan of telling over showing. I should be able to see and understand the humor without someone screaming, "LOOK! RIGHT HERE! THIS IS FUNNY! LAUGH!" I really struggled with the dialogue as well, since their conversations made them seem like teenagers in high school, and not adults with their own businesses and careers.

The formatting was atrocious. I'm already not a fan of POV changes in the middle of a chapter, but this book gives you absolutely no warning before dropping you into someone else's head. I would be reading thinking I was one person, but a few pages later realize that I'd been someone else all along. I would have to backtrack and start over, but even that was hard to do since there were no page breaks or any indication that there'd been a switch. Additionally, the story skips ahead a month without making that abundantly clear, and there wasn't a confirmed chapter until CHAPTER 4. How does that work?

The relationship between Aubrey and Landon wasn't all that believable either. Yes, people have one-night stands, but it felt like they rushed through everything at the start. I wanted there to be more build up before they banged. Basically, they meet at a bar, start to drink together while enjoying some light conversation, then abruptly jump up to act on their "uncontrollable" urges. I wish they'd deepened their conversation, explored their connection, and then left to go boink their brains out.

Finally, I cannot stand it when someone is attracted to a person that has screwed them over, like it's completely out of their control. Landon did something that was truly terrible, and other than "feeling bad" about it, doesn't really give a shit. He doesn't want to risk his reputation to do right by someone else. His "reasons" for staying out of it were crap, and I hated that Aubrey still wanted to hump his leg whenever she saw him again.

"Standing on the brink of losing her dream, she still wanted the man."

"She was determined to hate him, but the thought of him naked on her bed stalled her brain."

"She mentally slapped herself, annoyed as hell at her body’s reaction to him. He was the bringer of destruction. The pusher of her rage buttons."

Aubrey was a smart, successful woman, but the thought of this jerk naked made her act like a hormonal teenager. She should have had more respect for herself and the dream she'd worked so hard for. He could have easily remedied his mistake, but his pride was nearly as large as his ego. It also felt like the author was trying to justify her interest in Landon, despite him clearly being an asshole.

The parts of the book that I think were meant to be funny (like Darth Dimple) ended up making me cringe instead because of the context. She's justifiably mad at him, but mentally making excuses for his behavior. Nope. Sorry, bucko. You don't get any v-candy after being an asshat. His "roving eyes" should have made her angry, not horny. Instead of writing to him and his employer, she should have complained publicly and shared her story with the world. His review of her business was done unfairly, and she shouldn't have sulked around waiting for him to fix things for her. DNF at 20% (★★☆☆☆)